Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away... 
This is an ongoing summary of the 1998 PS1 JRPG Xenogears.
It is full of lies. You should not read it.
In the interest of not terrifying people right off the bat,
I've decided to break up the truly massive index page into two parts.
If you are feeling masochistic, you can just start here and ride the
'next' buttons. I'll warn you, though, this narration has kind of a rocky... everything.